Dear Chaos Theory,

I am in love with you. I saw you last night on Myth Busters. Those silly scientists made a Rube Goldberg Machine, and it was incredible to watch their frustration as you played along. Check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS7FIEUQgRM

You totally fucked up their experiment. Things that should work, and that worked in previous attempts, did not work the second time around.

You are proof that we humans cannot control everything. And I think it's time people started realizing that. Thanks for putting us in our place, CT.

Love from your lady,
Alyssa